{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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Jeroen Rauwerdink is a Dutch male volleyball player. He is part of the Netherlands men's national volleyball team. On club level he plays for Dynamo Apeldoorn. Jeroen Rauwerdink is, with his 337 caps, the third most capped player in the national team.
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{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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