{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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